Merry Sexy Xmas

If you want to make them your permanent Santa baby:

  1. When we met, it was love at frost sight.
  2. The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
  3. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  4. Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
  5. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
  6. Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.
  7. You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
  8. You’re the only reindeer for me.
  9. If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  10. All I want for Christmas is you. *cue Mariah Carey singing*
  11. I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
  12. I didn’t think I was a snowman but you just made me melt.
  13. Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.
  14. I’ll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
  15. Thanks to you, I never have a blue Christmas.
  16. I don’t have a Christmas list ’cause you’re already the best gift.
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